Hi Thelma! You have started a new game of Scrabble at The Pixie Pit in The Brighton Early Game Room. Players in this game are: Thelma and Louise. Player 1 - Thelma: Gothos Player 2 - Louise: Kroz Gothos played: GOYS (16) = 16 You say 'so this is probably the best opener... ever' Kroz played: SUEDE (12) = 12 Gothos played: FUGU (8) = 8 You say 'it's deadlier than moo goo!' Kroz played: FANNY (13) = 13 Kroz says 'i think i have a fetish' You say 'you have an ass fixation, today' Gothos played: INTY (7) = 7 You say 'it's a word, I promise' Kroz says 'inty?' Kroz says 'the opposite of an ounty?' You say 'it's the opposite of an ounty' You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically. Kroz played: MINTY (10), AMUSE (14) = 24 Kroz says 'fine!' Kroz says 'your turn' Kroz licks her lips and smiles. Kroz points and laughs at you! You fall down laughing. You say 'Okay, I've been trumped' Kroz forces you to 'emote doffs his hat.'. Gothos doffs his hat. You say 'shame i don't have an S :P' Kroz says 'sminty?' You say 'you don't have smint over there?' Kroz giggles. A craggly old vleen walks up to you, points at your goitreds and screams 'Inty und sminty!' You roll on the floor, laughing hysterically. Kroz giggles. Kroz says 'thought he needed to sound swedish with words like that :P' You say 'hurdy gurdy inty vleen!' Gothos played: DIE (4) = 4 You say 'shame we can't have exclamation marks' You giggle at yourself, which makes you giggle at yourself, which makes you ... Kroz played: DOC (12), AMUSED (9) = 21 Kroz says 'your turn!' Gothos played: TA (3), HOOT (9) = 12 You say 'I'm losing by 38 points' You say 'But could I give a hoot?' You say 'Why yes! Yes I could!' Gothos slaps his thigh! Kroz played: POO (15) = 15 Kroz says 'YOUR TURN!' Kroz giggles. You fall down laughing. Kroz curtseys gracefully. global>...and Kroz pulls out ahead with poo. Kroz giggles. You giggle at Kroz's actions. Kroz says 'would have been unfortunate' Kroz says 'if I put a space betwee the a and the h.' Kroz giggles at herself; she must be nervous or something. You gasp as you realize what she did. You say 'FILTH!' Kroz squirms uncontrollably, suddenly looking very uncomfortable. Kroz pulls out a head with poo. You wash Kroz's mouth out with soap and water for using such foul language. Gothos played: PAWED (13) = 13 You say 'GO!' Kroz played: EZ (11), DI (3), ZIV (15) = 29 Kroz says 'ziv!' Kroz says 'a swede trying to pronouce sieve' Kroz says 'your turn!' Gothos played: HIGROWIT (69) = 69 You say '"Where do you buy your ganja?"' You say '"Hi don't. Higrowit!"' Kroz falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically. You giggle. global> Gothos makes a marvellous recovery with 'higrowit'. Kroz played: QIBIK (40), QI (11), IT (2) = 53 Kroz says 'what province is next to ontario?' Kroz says 'your turn!' You giggle at Kroz's actions. Kroz giggles. Gothos played: FLANKIM (38) = 38 You say 'Either attackim' You say 'Or flankim!' Corin: Longstrom tells the group 'who we killing now?' Corin: Corin tells the group 'Kroz and I are killing the English language' Kroz played: JEBSCFIL (275) = 275 Kroz says 'jeb's full of sea food' Kroz says 'your turn!' You fall down laughing. Kroz says '275 points!' Gothos played: MN (4), NANTERS (59) = 63 You say 'Look at the nanters on her!' Kroz giggles. Gothos can hardly see the screen. Kroz played: AH (15), NE (2), TA (2), EV (5), RE (3), SN (2), HEAVEN? (89) = 118 Kroz says 'I used a real word! badly placed, but it's real!111111111' Kroz made the word Sn. Kroz sns. Gunther gossips 'I see it all went downhill from suede' Kroz giggles. Gothos played: THIGROWIT (18), LO (2), GARROTLO (72) = 92 You say 'If you really want to hurt him' You say 'Garrotlo.' Kroz giggles. Kroz says 'what's that?' You say 'garrotte... low' Kroz smirks. You lick your lips and smile. Kroz played: QIBIKER (22) = 22 Kroz says 'someone from qibik' Kroz says 'your turn' string char gothos title has a lovely pair of nanters. You giggle at Kroz's actions. Gothos played: REALARDE (68) = 68 You say 'I wouldn't fight him, e's realarde!' Kroz giggles. Kroz gossips 'I won!' Kroz licks you. You gossip '*cry*' Longstrom gossips 'you go louise!' You gossip 'but i feel safe in the knowledge that i have the biggest nanters' You giggle at yourself, which makes you giggle at yourself, which makes you ... Kroz likes qibiker. Kroz giggles. You nod at Kroz. Hi Thelma, as you know, your game with Louise is now over in the Brighton Early Game Room. The final scores were: P1 - Thelma | Gothos | Score = 405 P2 - Louise | Kroz | Score = 567